1. Go to the beach and take an umbrella.
2. Balance your wife, yourself and your kid on a moped
3. Wear your coat back to front to keep them from getting dirty on the bikes
4. Taxi drivers think customer care is the more abuse you throw at the customer the more he will tip you
4. The ability to show no emotions.
5. Wearing oven gloves and a bubble jacket in 100 degrees on a bike.
6. It seems that you get a free driving licence with every portion of noodles you buy.
7. Mastered chopsticks but cant understand the highway code.